That jokes
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.