That jokes

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.