That jokes

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!