That jokes

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

How do you see past that forehead?

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?

Doctor Bones.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?