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It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.