That jokes

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.