That jokes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Memes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?