That jokes

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy