That jokes

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?