That jokes

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!