That jokes
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"