That jokes
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".