That jokes
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.