That jokes

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

Why did the old man fall down a well?

He couldn't see that well.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

I only trust people that like big butts.

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Give a blowjob.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”