That jokes

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>