So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
That Jokes
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
How do you see past that forehead?
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
