That jokes

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.