That jokes

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.