That jokes

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.