That jokes

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.