That jokes

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?

A period.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)