Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
That Jokes
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
