That jokes

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?

A family picture.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.