That jokes

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"