That jokes

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.