That jokes

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?

My girlfriend called me a pedophile.

And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.