That jokes
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.