That jokes
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Memes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"