My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Straight as a Pole
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, this dude's friend calls him gay. Instead of getting mad, he fires back with a zinger about the friend's mom being a pole dancer. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda savage. Your brain is too small to get it, but I hope you do now. Did you know that you are more likely to trip on something the higher your IQ is?
Gay Bobby
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