What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Blonde in the Freezer
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke sets you up to think there's some witty punchline about a "blonde in the freezer," right? But BAM! It hits you with the fact that she's a person named Jessica, so you should just call her by her name. Also, she was supposed to graduate tomorrow, which is very sad. You are probably bad at life too.