That jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!