That jokes

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.