That jokes
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Did you know that water is wet?
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.