That jokes

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"