That jokes

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.