That jokes
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."