Deja moo jokes

What does a cow say when he remembers something?

"I have deja moo!"

"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!

What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

What cow can part water? Mooses.