That jokes

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...