That jokes

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.

12 months of training completely wasted.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.