That jokes
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Memes
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.