That jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.