That jokes

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.