That jokes
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.