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Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.