That jokes

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.