That jokes

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

What do you call an Asian that was born too early?

Wong Tai Ming.