That jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.