That jokes

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

That one depressed friend.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."