That jokes

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

What do you call a dog that tells the time?

A watchdog.