That jokes
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"