That jokes

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.