That jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.