That jokes

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?