That jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.