That jokes
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.