That jokes

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"