That jokes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.