Terrorism jokes

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

9/11.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

Obama got Osama.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.