Terrorism jokes
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!