Terrorism jokes

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

9/11.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Obama got Osama.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Get pranked, bozo!

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.