Terrorism jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Memes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Just do it.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.