Terrorism jokes
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.