Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Code

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

Osama

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Tower

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Arabian

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Community

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this dateโ€ฆ Read more

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedalโ€ฆ Read more