Terrorism jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.