Terrorism jokes
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Biden did 9/10.
He was so close but so far
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.