Terrorism jokes
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
"Black midget porn is in 911."