Terrorism jokes
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Community talk
looks like the EU is a terrorist organization now
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