Terrorism jokes

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost 2 towers.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Lol. It was just a prank, bro.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.