Terrorism jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"