Terrorism jokes

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Just do it.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.