Terrorism jokes
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.