ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Terrorism Jokes
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.