Terrorism jokes
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.