Terrorism jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
"Black midget porn is in 911."
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”