Terrorism jokes
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.