Terrorism jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Memes
Simple, right?
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Community
looks like the EU is a terrorist organization now
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