Terrorism jokes
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Biden did 9/10.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.