Terrorism jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.