Terrorism jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Memes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.