Terrorism jokes

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

9/11.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."