Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Terrorism Jokes
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
9/11.
