Terrorism jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.