Tell jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅