Tell jokes
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Memes
joe mama roast
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.