Tell jokes

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

can someone please tell what happened?

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!