Tell jokes
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.