Tell jokes

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

Tell who we are.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.