Tell jokes
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Tell who we are.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.