Tell jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!

2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......

5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.

6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!

7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....