Tell jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
this is so funny lol
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?