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After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂