I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
