Tell jokes
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.