Tell jokes

What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?

Just walk away.

How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?

You smell her fingers.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

can someone please tell what happened?

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.