Tell jokes

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.