Tell jokes
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅