Tell jokes

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?

You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.

How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?

You smell her fingers.

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

can someone please tell what happened?

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!