Tell jokes

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.