Tell jokes

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.