Technology jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
His name is mark
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.