Technology Jokes

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

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