Technology jokes
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Memes
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.