Technology jokes
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.