Technology jokes
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Memes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Where's your off button?
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.