Technology jokes

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

What do you call a creepy IT teacher?

A PDF file.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.