Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Technology Jokes
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
