Technology jokes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Hey Siri, whatâs in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, youâre so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! Youâre so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! Youâre so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Whatâs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Where's your off button?
The neighborâs children challenged me to a water fight.
Iâm just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrianâs sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.