Technology jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
I left my Avatar at home today.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.