Technology jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
My PC.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.