What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
