Technology jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Memes
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?