Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.