Technology jokes
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?