Technology jokes
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me during quarantine
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.