Kris jokes
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Memes
WJE iceberg
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Vote for Kris!
Community
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more
In a land where laughter fills the air, Wilkinsonburritos brings flavors to share, With Dagger in hand, they venture forth, Im With Stupid, a beacon of mirth.
Jake and Wade stroll down the lane, While Heroin Monkey dances in rain, Madi twirls with grace, a sight to behold, Feetlust whispers secrets, stories untold.
Toast rises golden, with Blach by its side, Ingenious minds in a whimsical ride, Amy … Read more
Hey Kris, if you want your account back, send me a pic of you on all fours please :)