Technology jokes

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Don't touch my bot.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

Chat date for Gwen and Tj.

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.