Technology jokes
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.