Technology jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Memes
His name is mark
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.