Technology jokes
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.