Technology jokes
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Google search = 3.141592…
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
Microwave.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? "Stop it! It hertz so much!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.