Technology jokes
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.