How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
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Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
