Technology jokes
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Memes
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂