Technology jokes
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!