Technology jokes
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.