Technology jokes

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

Why do orphans get an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

*Windows turning off*