Technology jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Memes
Me during quarantine
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.