Technology jokes
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Memes
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.