Technology jokes

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Why was the Computer late to work?

'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

AI - AI - Rabo several projects:

Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.