Technology jokes

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

I got jealous when my phone died.

Why can't an orphan have a phone?

Because they will see a home.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀