Technology jokes
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!