Talk jokes
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Hey, talk to me here!
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣