Talk jokes
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...