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XxxHackerxxX

Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with his arms raised and a rainbow behind him. The text on the image says: "Nobody gives a fuck."

freddyfatbear

cant talk..

The meme depicts a four-panel cartoon of a man reading a book titled "How to socialize with people." In the second panel, he is shown with a different book open to a single word, "Talk". The final panel shows the man with tears in his eyes.

Milli

...

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

Heroin Monkey

Trying out this new golf cart and just hit a family
of 4! Talk about a squad wipe! #noskins

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

✨Jassy✨

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

Wade

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

MEME LORD

The image shows a split screen. At the top left, there is an image of the cartoon characters Tom and Angela hugging. Below them, there are two cats, one white and one black, eating from a bowl on the floor. Above them, the text reads "freaky ahh cat" with emojis and below the cats there is the text "What happened to talking Tom and Angela?" with emojis.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Face mc shooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Daddy dick

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

Autterpop

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

The image displays a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a woman with dark hair and a choker saying, "I have depression." The top right panel shows a blonde woman saying, "OMG you should go talk to cpecialist." The bottom left panel depicts a decapitated head and neck, and the bottom right panel shows a rifle.

Daddy Cock

Daddy

The image shows a text saying: "Women get together and talk about their feelings. Men:". Below the text is an image of four men, each contorted into a shape of a letter that spells out "CUCK". Below that is another image of a group of people, some are blurred and some are visible, standing in a line. Their shadows are projected in the foreground.

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Your local comrade

The talk

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

Wade

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Wade

The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

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