Talk jokes
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
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I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Bored come talk v rah.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.