Talk jokes

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

What do you call a phone that talks?

A reader in a leader.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

"Soph, can we talk?"

"Prince, please talk to me!"