Talk jokes
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Soph, can we talk?"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.