Talk jokes
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Memes
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Bored come talk v rah.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.