Talk jokes
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Bored come talk v rah.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.