Talk jokes

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Soph, can we talk?"

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Bored come talk v rah.

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.