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Chat

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Devil

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Click

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Joe mama

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Qwen

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Yes

Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.

Team

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Kid

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"