Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love gwen.
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why did you say hi? Baby’s don’t talk
I just wanted to say Prince that that "qwen you were chating with is totally fake! I havn't talked to you all day I swear!
why cant dinosaurs talk?
cause there dead
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Knock knock
Who there
Please
Please who
Police can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke
Lol
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
Prince please talk to me!
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
