Talk jokes

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What do you call a phone that talks?

A reader in a leader.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Soph, can we talk?"

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!