Talk jokes

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What do you call a phone that talks?

A reader in a leader.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

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I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

"Gwen, can we talk..."