Talk jokes
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Memes
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
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One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.