Talk jokes
Bored come talk v rah.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
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What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."