Talk Jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk

bored come talk v rah

anyone wanna talk im bored

Knock knock who’s there Utah Utah who Utah talking to me

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, You Mau Mau warrior.😂😂😂

My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.

my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me

I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.

Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx 🤣

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.

Anyone join us :DDD talk anyone on the chat :)

Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...

One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him